joke as a tip of life

i was at a resturant yesterday,when i notice that i seriously need to pass out gas,the music at d resturant was so loud,that makes me worry less about passing out d gas,afterall i will just have follow the beat of the music,and passout my gas,so after a couple of song,i av successful pass the gas out,i felt a big relief,and decide to take a sip of my coffee,then i notice that the crowd in resturant were all staring at me...that when i realise i was listening to my ipod...